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Post by HighProtein on Sept 12, 2004 2:09:27 GMT -5
I've reviewed most of Jacksonville AKA JackOffVille Florida's strip clubs at www.JackOffVille.com Last night I went to one at the beach and they played Sisters of Mercy and Social Distortion The chick that was dancing to it was busty, nice nips and had cool tattoos. When another girl was up later that night the nice tattoo girl laid down and the other girl fingered and ate her out for a whole song. Another girl was behind her eating her out. Thats bang for the buck
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Post by Lordcylog on Sept 12, 2004 22:25:15 GMT -5
now that is certainly something you would not see in minnesota. i think i should make a trip to fl one of these days to see the beaches... i mean bitches. but i supose with all the fine ass poon down in fl stripper probably have alot of compitition. now if it wasnt for the throngs of old morons who live in florida, i might think it would be a half way decent place to live.
speakin of, a nice place to live. hows that 3rd huricane? thats crazy shit man. is it really as bad as the media always makes it out to be? or do they just film shanty towns that blew away?
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Post by HighProtein on Sept 12, 2004 22:39:11 GMT -5
Florida is a big cock and ball shaped swamp. The only people that should be scared of storms are people in trailers or substandard buildings at the beach. The media doesn't want to cover whats happening in America and the world, they prophet doom via rain, wind and lame fake entertainment.
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Post by Lordcylog on Sept 15, 2004 23:41:08 GMT -5
yea i kinda figured as much. you pretty much have to asume anything the media makes out to be disasterious is going to be pretty much harmless... heaven forbid they actualy tell the people the truth. but you cant totally blame media, their just out to make money. misinformation just happens to be more profitable than the truth...
but then again with the patriot act that view point is kinda out of date. being the goverment is the media now... but we can all pretend we didnt read that claus.
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Post by feefiefoefum on Oct 2, 2004 21:10:49 GMT -5
Well speaking of strip clubs... South Dakota has quite a few of them but nothing worth going out of your way for (Unless you live in North Dakota where it is a Pastie and Thong show). I have only been to them 3 times. Once in NY (was ok since I had a fake ID and was underage), once in a town of 300 people (during hunting season here lots of small towns have strippers. They don't have great strippers but is a good time) and once when there was a juice bar that only required you to be 18 to enter (One of the worst time of my life).
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Post by HighProtein on Oct 9, 2004 12:00:31 GMT -5
When I was in NYC this week I went to Larry Flynt's club which opened up earlier this week. I had to support one of my favorite fighters of our FREEDOM of SPEECH. I surely wasn't going to pay $20 cover, so luckily on their website there's a free entry coupon Its a nice looking joint, the audio isn't over kill, the girls are atleast decent. They played 80s/90s music, but once they started playing boom boom chingy chingy rap stuff I went to the dj and requested kmfdm, nin, type o negative, etc... so he then played Get down make love by NIN, the girl didn't know how to react I only spent a few bills on the chicks, they don't do much on stage, $20 is a lap dance and its $100 for private The most unique thing was that its 2 stories on each end and their are polls up there with a glass floor you can see thru
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Post by HighProtein on Jan 19, 2005 2:42:49 GMT -5
I went to a local joint to see a girl I know last night. I went up and checked out this semi-trailer girl and the first thing she said was my favorite KMFDM song is Spit Sperm (I had my long sleave KMFDM ATTAK shirt on), I was freaking shocked and kissed her gaunt mid section I didn't see her the rest of the night I was going to ask her if she could name who wrote and sang it then if she could then she deserved a drink.
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Post by Zer0 on Jan 19, 2005 18:57:54 GMT -5
I went to a local joint to see a girl I know last night. I went up and checked out this semi-trailer girl and the first thing she said was my favorite KMFDM song is Spit Sperm (I had my long sleave KMFDM ATTAK shirt on), I was freaking shocked and kissed her gaunt mid section I didn't see her the rest of the night I was going to ask her if she could name who wrote and sang it then if she could then she deserved a drink. Deserved a drink? You should give the woman a blowjob! Or test her on that Spit sperm theory.
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Post by HighProtein on Jan 19, 2005 21:54:24 GMT -5
Deserved a drink? You should give the woman a blowjob! Or test her on that Spit sperm theory. Next time I go I'll bring a burnt disc with Spit Sperm (Secret Skin as well) on it (she'll atleast be able to dance to it on stage). Also for the hell of it I'll see if she takes the song to heart in a private dance, its only $25 I'll be supporting another KMFDM fan in rare fashion
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Post by swine and wine on Jan 19, 2005 23:34:36 GMT -5
Next time I go I'll bring a burnt disc with Spit Sperm (Secret Skin as well) on it (she'll atleast be able to dance to it on stage). Also for the hell of it I'll see if she takes the song to heart in a private dance, its only $25 I'll be supporting another KMFDM fan in rare fashion i love the way you two think.
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Post by TheLance on Jan 23, 2005 6:50:33 GMT -5
How does one give a woman a blow job? That is, assuming she was born a woman.
Anyway, the best strip joint in Adelaide is Club 108. Decent girls, shit music (although you sometimes get a bit of NIN towards closing time), double and trible table dances, and FREE entry. That's the part I like.
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Post by Zer0 on Jan 23, 2005 12:26:41 GMT -5
How does one give a woman a blow job? Since I've only recieved, I can tell you that there's a bit of "eating" involved, and massive tongue lashings to the downstairs area.
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Post by TheLance on Jan 26, 2005 6:43:15 GMT -5
Then what you are thinking of is technically termed as a 'muffdive'.
I've personally only ever encountered the term 'blowjob' used as regards oral sex preformed upon a man. Or a tranny.
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