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Post by Zer0 on Mar 14, 2008 11:11:07 GMT -5
I think we're all kinda tired of these random kids showing up and begging for handouts, so I thought I'd add something to help new people blend in... And maybe attract more worthy swine.
1- We are always happy for new people. However, we'd like to get to know you. Your first post should ALWAYS be made in the introduction thread... so we have something to relate to.
2- Do NOT come here to beg for free stuff. You will not get free MP3's by joining. Yeah, you can go into the exclusive stuff, but the instance you start begging, HP will pwn you. So do yourself a favor, be a regular contributor before you start begging for handouts.
3- If you join and do not post within 48 hours, as long as you're then newest member, I will personally smite you.
4- If you have a birthday and you haven't posted, I will smite you.
Any others?
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 18, 2008 17:14:57 GMT -5
HP, is there any way that I can have free access to smite as many people as often as I want? I mean, I won't abuse the power... much.... I must smite those who join and not follow basic common courtesy.
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Post by HighProtein on Mar 25, 2008 21:35:00 GMT -5
Smite anyone that doesn't post at all. Hell make a thread in the Zer0 zone dedicated to the jackasses that join but don't say a damn thing.
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 26, 2008 12:33:02 GMT -5
Already done and DONE.
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Post by HighProtein on Apr 4, 2008 3:00:19 GMT -5
Start emailing members whose birthdays pop up on the main page that have never posted or not in a long time and tell them its time to come back.
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Apr 6, 2008 8:17:02 GMT -5
Doh! I had a birthday. Don't smite me! I love you!
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Post by Zer0 on Apr 6, 2008 9:48:50 GMT -5
I'm just smiting those who never post. God, I'm not smiting people JUST because it's their bday.... I'm not that mean.
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Post by HighProtein on Apr 6, 2008 10:06:37 GMT -5
I'm just smiting those who never post. God, I'm not smiting people JUST because it's their bday.... I'm not that mean. No the rough draft of the equation that I'm proposing is No Post + Been a Member for quite a long time + Birthday = WakeUpCall UJJ has posted and been far to active to ever get a smite on here.
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Post by Zer0 on Apr 6, 2008 13:58:09 GMT -5
That and I love her... from ....behind....... don't tell anybody....
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Post by TheLance on Apr 8, 2008 0:06:59 GMT -5
I love the way you guys think smiting is a bad thing.
PS. Feel free to smite me some more, if you like.
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Post by Zer0 on Apr 8, 2008 14:23:50 GMT -5
Sure, I'll get in on that.
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Post by TheLance on Apr 9, 2008 6:23:44 GMT -5
Oh baby, it hurts so good.
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Post by Zer0 on Apr 9, 2008 13:18:52 GMT -5
Awww.... you smited me.
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Apr 9, 2008 16:52:53 GMT -5
Woot! No smites for me! I love you people <3
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