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Post by Zer0 on Mar 23, 2008 13:41:50 GMT -5
So my husband and I did our own Easter-celebrating. Like good atheists, we fucked on my mother-in-law's leather sofa while they were at church. Afterwards, we went to Walmart and wandered around. There was a lot of Clearance still and my niece has a birthday coming up, so I wandered down the Barbie aisle and what do I see? JESUS. A 12" talking action figure. He says three passages and one LONG 3-minute story. We almost pissed ourselves laughing. All the white trash yuppies kept glaring at us. The figure's voice is more robotic than Optimus Prime. ... So we bought him. Here's a vid: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K57ulNDGrcYHis eyes really scare me. He has really deep collarbones and is built better than any GI Joe or Ken doll I have ever seen. I haven't opened the box to see his (lack of) wang yet. Now the only question left is... what do I do with him?
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Post by squarezero on Mar 23, 2008 14:34:49 GMT -5
If only they made these for all religions you could fight them and have a battle royal.
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 23, 2008 14:52:32 GMT -5
Jesus vs. Hitler!
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Post by squarezero on Mar 24, 2008 0:57:37 GMT -5
:-O Hitler???…..Oh right I forgot all about Hitler being a messiah and all
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 24, 2008 8:33:41 GMT -5
And then we'll add Ghandi for good measure.
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Post by suture676 on Mar 24, 2008 12:25:24 GMT -5
Alright...this is sounding like a bad set up for a Celebrity Death Match episode.....but I would definitely watch
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 24, 2008 16:11:30 GMT -5
I have the suggestion that I should do like "Jesus TV" on youtube and see if I get any followers... I'd use a robotic voice and tell them to do all kinds of crazy shit. Then after a few years, I tell them that there is no God.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 24, 2008 20:23:49 GMT -5
Why does this cream Moral Oral?
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 25, 2008 8:37:06 GMT -5
This just in: Jesus smokes a doobie... only on my myspace.
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 28, 2008 16:24:25 GMT -5
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 30, 2008 15:12:40 GMT -5
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