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Irony
Oct 13, 2005 19:57:26 GMT -5
Post by Zer0 on Oct 13, 2005 19:57:26 GMT -5
Thought I'd like to post something of great thought and mockery.
This weekend I will not be posting, due to the fact that I am traveling across state to my sister's house for this weekend. Keep in mind that my whole family's not really religious. Apparently, I am attending my three year old niece's (her name is Violet) christening as her Godmother. Now aside from the obvious irony, why is this funny? 1) As Godmother, I am supposed to raise the child in a good Christian fashion. GOOD LUCK. 2) If something were to happen to my sister's husband, I am supposed to take care of my niece......... except that in their will, Violet's grandmother on her father's side.
This whole thing is retarded. So why am I going? Because I am suckered into dealing with family crap. That and I hope to suck up to my father and earn a couple hundred dollars to pay for my last year's of tuition (which I'm most likely unable to afford.)
Does anybody feel my pain here? I've tried exhausting this issue to various family members. I've tried to tell my sister that this whole ceremony's pointless, and that her daughter is damned by genetics alone. heh... this is why I wish I had a brother.
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Irony
Oct 13, 2005 22:42:12 GMT -5
Post by HighProtein on Oct 13, 2005 22:42:12 GMT -5
I never had the desire to drink or disassociate myself from my family until I was of legal age to drink. It was ironic. I drive into town and the "Great Spirit" spoke to me and told me to buy a bottle I don't see my relatives much but when its an option I mostly don't.
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Irony
Oct 13, 2005 22:56:34 GMT -5
Post by 5m4llP0X on Oct 13, 2005 22:56:34 GMT -5
Could be worse...They could try and convert you. This chick I'm banging (TCIB) wants me to believe in god...This seems like a potential short-term relationship.
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Irony
Oct 14, 2005 7:59:51 GMT -5
Post by mudshovel on Oct 14, 2005 7:59:51 GMT -5
I miss the times when I was 'banging' chicks and not raising two kids ...
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Irony
Oct 14, 2005 14:25:59 GMT -5
Post by Zer0 on Oct 14, 2005 14:25:59 GMT -5
Could be worse...They could try and convert you. This chick I'm banging (TCIB) wants me to believe in god...This seems like a potential short-term relationship. I almost wish they did... I could be excommunicated MUCH easier. Also unfortunate, is that my sister and her husband only have beer. Hard liquor is something beyond them, I guess. So I'm SOL sober. Also sucky: its been raining cats and dogs all week and continues to do so. Therefore, no camping in the backyard, aka, no sex with the boyfriend I forced to drag up there. Poor bastard... Don't ask me why he puts up with me.
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Irony
Oct 15, 2005 15:55:04 GMT -5
Post by 5m4llP0X on Oct 15, 2005 15:55:04 GMT -5
You can still fuck...It's just much more disrespectful.
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Irony
Oct 15, 2005 18:08:16 GMT -5
Post by mudshovel on Oct 15, 2005 18:08:16 GMT -5
Rent a motel room
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Irony
Oct 17, 2005 17:21:16 GMT -5
Post by Zer0 on Oct 17, 2005 17:21:16 GMT -5
I am back. Fortunately, my brother in law, who was the godfather, is just as "godlike" as I am. We recieved certificates in envelopes about being godparents. He whispers to me "do you think there's money in here?"
I love my brother-in-law.
Anywhoo, it wasn't as painful as I thought. Ceremony was short and painless. I did not combust upon entering the church. The more painful part was relatives and I'm just glad that's over.
... wait a tec... 5m4llp0x, when the fuck did you get back, you bastard!
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Irony
Oct 18, 2005 9:10:35 GMT -5
Post by Zer0 on Oct 18, 2005 9:10:35 GMT -5
I don't need a piece of paper for that.
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Irony
Oct 19, 2005 14:10:30 GMT -5
Post by 5m4llP0X on Oct 19, 2005 14:10:30 GMT -5
I am back. Fortunately, my brother in law, who was the godfather, is just as "godlike" as I am. We recieved certificates in envelopes about being godparents. He whispers to me "do you think there's money in here?" I love my brother-in-law. Anywhoo, it wasn't as painful as I thought. Ceremony was short and painless. I did not combust upon entering the church. The more painful part was relatives and I'm just glad that's over. ... wait a tec... 5m4llp0x, when the fuck did you get back, you bastard! I'm in the Welcome back thread. That was my first (or second?) post back. I mentioned my polygamy and busy life.
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Irony
Oct 19, 2005 17:22:36 GMT -5
Post by Zer0 on Oct 19, 2005 17:22:36 GMT -5
Pimp.
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Irony
Oct 19, 2005 17:50:47 GMT -5
Post by 5m4llP0X on Oct 19, 2005 17:50:47 GMT -5
Not so much. One I hardly get to see, and the other wants a deep-committed relationship. I don't dig DCR's.
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Irony
Oct 19, 2005 19:26:54 GMT -5
Post by Zer0 on Oct 19, 2005 19:26:54 GMT -5
Do they at least know about eachother... I mean, this is a fairly rotten thing to do.... unless they're both brainless bitches that deserve this. Then I wouldn't care.
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Irony
Oct 20, 2005 18:25:01 GMT -5
Post by 5m4llP0X on Oct 20, 2005 18:25:01 GMT -5
No, they don't. I'm not serious with any of them. Again: One doesn't want a serious relationship. (Maybe not even a relationship at all) The other one I've barely met. Shew seems cool, but I haven't done anything with her.
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