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Post by Zer0 on Mar 22, 2005 17:32:11 GMT -5
I almost got mugged today at lunch. I was in the TV room and they had college wrestling on....
That is the most homosexual sport in the universe.
Not because its boring or bad... but these guys... I think I saw every sexual positon possible and a few I hadn't even thought about. And they're wearing these tight spandex outfits... thats very thin material while rubbing against eachother... I just started laughing hysterically and these jocks were looking to kill me.
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Post by TheLance on Mar 22, 2005 19:55:08 GMT -5
No shit, Sherlock.
Actually, Turkish style wrestling (as opposed to Greco-Roman style, which is generally what they have at Uni's) is even more homosexual.
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 22, 2005 21:49:13 GMT -5
Dude, I saw someone's FACE in someone else's groin. Later on, that person was underneath the other guy as he was HUMPING him.
I don't watch sports. Forgive me if I sound a tad shocked.
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Post by swine and wine on Mar 22, 2005 23:42:38 GMT -5
my friend and i watched some crazy extreme wrestling thing (yeah i know, every fucking thing is "extreme" now). they wrestle in some hexagonal cage type thing.. anyway one of the moves the announcers pointed out was one where one guy had the other pinned on his back with his legs spread and his knees by his ears (sound familiar?) and they kept saying, "there he goes, using that famous 'ground and pound' position!"
i lost it...
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 22, 2005 23:43:23 GMT -5
See? I'm not the only pervert.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 22, 2005 23:58:50 GMT -5
This is why I kept away from wrestling in HS. I may be secure with myself, but I still want to vomit when a guy's crotch is anywhere near my face.
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Post by swine and wine on Mar 23, 2005 0:12:47 GMT -5
blech, especially with all that mansweat.
*shudder*
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 23, 2005 0:17:21 GMT -5
I'm talking about normal situations, as well. If a Bus Boy reaches across and his groin is RIGHT FUCKING THERE, it bothers me. For some reason MMA's don't seem to bother me, though. It must be all the punches and kicks.
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Post by TheLance on Mar 23, 2005 1:28:50 GMT -5
I've recently taken up judo. It's a bit gay. I still enjoy it though.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 23, 2005 3:40:24 GMT -5
I've recently taken up judo. It's a bit gay. I still enjoy it though. Judo's not bad. If I where to get back into Martial Arts I'd have to pick Brazilian Ju-Jitsu or Kajukenbo.
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 23, 2005 11:23:03 GMT -5
Ah... the punch-arts. those are no where near as gay as college wrestling tho...
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 23, 2005 15:09:40 GMT -5
Anybody ever read "The Twelve Caesars"? I forgot who its by.... its highly fascinating. I forgot exactly who it was, but one of them liked to go swimming with young boys and if they weren't fast enough, he would lick their penises and molest them.
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Post by TheLance on Mar 28, 2005 21:32:01 GMT -5
Yes, I can see why you'd enjoy that.
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 28, 2005 23:00:34 GMT -5
If men can look at lesbians and be turned on, I see no reason for me not to find this appealing.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 28, 2005 23:54:30 GMT -5
Yes, I can see why you'd enjoy that. Huh? Find what?
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Post by TheLance on Mar 30, 2005 0:07:22 GMT -5
If men can look at lesbians and be turned on, I see no reason for me not to find this appealing. Because it's child molesting? Paedo!
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 30, 2005 0:16:48 GMT -5
Wait... oh damnit. *sigh* No... not the child molesting part. I know there's no use in trying to convince you otherwise....
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Post by TheLance on Mar 30, 2005 0:18:12 GMT -5
Absolutely none whatsoever.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 30, 2005 0:29:35 GMT -5
But keep going. I just need a little more and I can get you comitted!
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 30, 2005 0:55:26 GMT -5
And you all wonder why I will come and kill you in your sleep... er, I mean... yea... with the stanley knife.
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Post by TheLance on Mar 30, 2005 1:02:26 GMT -5
If you're committed enough to fly all the way down here just to stab me... eh, I'll leave that open to interpretation.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 30, 2005 1:02:33 GMT -5
Now, can I get the address of your parrents? I need to send them an easter gift.
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 30, 2005 1:03:31 GMT -5
Mine? I don't get along with them anyway. Send all the grenades you wish.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 30, 2005 1:05:10 GMT -5
Alright...Sure. Address?
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 30, 2005 1:06:01 GMT -5
Ok, if I keep posting, 5m4llP0x will too... I am going to break the cycle and go to bed!
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 30, 2005 1:10:16 GMT -5
I still want the address. That, or an email address.
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