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Post by HighProtein on Dec 4, 2005 22:56:07 GMT -5
Yeah The Hit Parade isn't for PIG fans but this song is fast, short and has funny lyrics...
www.raymondwatts.com/pigmedia/mp3/projects/TheHitParade-SixteenWeeks-01-IloveChristmas.mp3
I LOVE Christmas (J.Henry)
Long ago, before time began Came the research and the marketing plan And the award for the best toy of the year Underneath every Christmas tree Is a note saying ‘santa claus please Don’t drink and drive when you leave here’ I love Christmas, every year
Like the kids having snowball fights The networks brawl for the broadcast rights Of the big blockbuster TV shows And all the stores in the high street sell Party hats and jingle bells As the sales team chase their monthly goals I love Christmas, every year
I’m queuing up for my tickets to see Gary Glitter play on Christmas ever In another Christmas comeback show I never knew I was crucified On the beer and a few mince pies He’s gonna play some Christmas rock and roll
I highly doubt I'll be sued for promoting crappy out of print music
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Post by Zer0 on Dec 5, 2005 9:03:44 GMT -5
Glad I'm not the only one who finds humor in said story.
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Post by HighProtein on Dec 5, 2005 14:58:30 GMT -5
Gary never gives up on his love!
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Post by Ninara Poll on Dec 7, 2005 0:37:31 GMT -5
Well, maybe I'm just cruel, but I hope he does get shot, unreformed and unwilling-to-be-reformed child molestors like him deserve it.
NP
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Post by Zer0 on Dec 7, 2005 20:16:12 GMT -5
Now he'll be the leader of the gang-raped.
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