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Post by Zer0 on Nov 7, 2008 21:29:48 GMT -5
Stupid pyrotechnic regulations and dumbass kids who get too violent in the pit ruin concerts for all of us in the states.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 7, 2008 21:24:26 GMT -5
I the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1. I do physical labor 2. I work at great depths 3. I plunge head first into everything I do 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off 5. I work in a damp environment 6. I work in a dark work place that has poor ventilation 7. I work in high temperatures 8. My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Dear Penis; After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects for the following reasons.
1. You do not work 8 hours straight 2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team 4. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations 5. You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working 6. You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift 7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. 8. You will retire well before you are 65 9. You are unable to work double shifts 10. You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task 11. And if that were not all, you have been constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious looking bags
Sincerely, The Management
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 7, 2008 21:23:48 GMT -5
If he actually does, will you admit you're wrong, or will you just pout and say his fly's down, just to have something to bitch about?
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 6, 2008 19:51:04 GMT -5
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 6, 2008 18:10:28 GMT -5
Wow. They sound like terrific people. My great grandpa was Mohawk. He was part of the "skywalkers" who built bridges in Canada and upstate NY. (note: skywalkers is in reference to the bridge building, not Star Wars, as this was years before then.)
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 6, 2008 14:06:24 GMT -5
It is harder to read some stuff, like the red print below, but I do like how bright it makes the site.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 6, 2008 10:41:22 GMT -5
But it's still better than a Palin presidency.
This is the way I see it: I didn't re-elect bush. Those who did, should have the sam taken responsibility for it. Instead, they just bash him for doing the same shit he did the previous four years. If Obama fucks us up royally, I will take responsibility for it. But I didn't vote to lose your 401k. I didn't vote to have 2 wars.
Deal?
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 6, 2008 10:25:04 GMT -5
I have a MotoRZR k1m in "Fire". I can't afford for it to do anything but call people.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 6, 2008 10:23:12 GMT -5
Awww.... I got photos of my parents wedding a few months back.... They were total hippies. I have to really German photos tho. I'm pretty sure the "weber's" have been here for a few generations. They've definitely been here since before WWII.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 6, 2008 10:20:33 GMT -5
Spiffy. All we need is some Laibach and the Germans can take over once again.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 6, 2008 10:18:57 GMT -5
As nice as it is to join a forum before you start posting comments? Or introducing yourself?
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 6, 2008 10:17:00 GMT -5
You comment about this and not the topless photo of me? ? Seriously.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 5, 2008 9:58:22 GMT -5
Ah, the world is safe from the evils of Sarah Palin. All is right with the universe.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2008 18:45:45 GMT -5
Ha. I do the same thing. Notice my gut isn't in the picture.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2008 18:25:02 GMT -5
Amen. My longterm goals are always to gtfo of this country.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2008 18:15:12 GMT -5
If I had my own personal jet and unlimited cash, I'd be there. And I'd bring booze.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2008 18:13:36 GMT -5
So are you, dear. So are you.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2008 16:40:04 GMT -5
I like my toast warm, slightly crispy... but not too brown. Oh yeah and loads of butter. Honey butter if available.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2008 16:38:35 GMT -5
I wasn't planning on voting for Obama, however, I personally felt there was a greater threat to us all.. and that is Sarah Palin.
I would vote 3rd party, but it's the same as not voting... Which kinda sucks. If I become wealthy enough, I would start a non-party movement to get rid of the red vs. blue war that goes on every four years.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2008 15:20:09 GMT -5
No comments? Awww.... you suck.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2008 14:57:56 GMT -5
WHOA...............
Copyright infringe much? I hope they got the rights on that shit. I like this version tho. It's jam-able.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2008 13:48:58 GMT -5
I said it was a sample. Nothing perminant. I do plan on selling tea. I'll probably have "coffee" and "tea" switched.
That's the name I have set on (for now). I really don't have much of a better idea.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2008 13:29:29 GMT -5
My buddy did a sample logo a while back:
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2008 13:27:18 GMT -5
Come to CT. Most diners are bum and drunk free and they play usually a hits or soft rock station.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2008 12:40:54 GMT -5
I could've done better but.... you know... effort....
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2008 11:23:54 GMT -5
Obligatory shirtless picture? Note: I just rolled out of bed, voted and came back. I didn't really brush my hair or wash my face.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2008 10:21:17 GMT -5
I'll ask a friend of mine to doctor something up in photoshop.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2008 10:16:20 GMT -5
So yeah, I voted today. The line was long, but moved quickly. No judgmental psychos. Everyone seemed to be pretty excited since it was around 6AM. My state recently upgraded from the pully system to scantron sheets (made expensive commercials about it too) which was kinda stupid, but oh well. So I accidentally stole the "special pen" for the scantron. I feel kinda bad about it, but it was 6AM and I was out of it. As for my vote: myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=44721437
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 3, 2008 18:01:28 GMT -5
Rawr.... Although, someone needs to mow the hair on your chest.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 3, 2008 9:24:35 GMT -5
It sucks as much over here. Trust me.
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