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Post by HighProtein on Oct 20, 2011 21:58:28 GMT -5
I've been there a few times for short trips and dig it so far, let foreigners know more.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Oct 21, 2011 17:10:01 GMT -5
More strip clubs per-capita then any other state in the US. We've currently banned hip-hop shows because the Mayor is sick of having cops and security being shot at (No joke, for the last 6 months leading to the ban there was a shooting or major riot in the streets surrounding the establishment). More micro-brews in Oregon then anywhere else in the US. So we're pretty much drunk and looking at naked women all the time. Last weekend I got drunk on my friend's birthday and we went to Sinferno. There I hung out with some of my friends and ended up shouting "Yeah! Show us your daddy issues!" to some girls during amateur hour. Then later urinated on a starbucks door. The excessive spending of tax dollars on various social programs is sickening, however. About every street corner downtown has an outreach center next to the starbucks, it seems. None of them do anything but feed and clothe the homeless. Very few of them bother attempting to teach them a a trade, or try getting them off drugs. Most just give out free food, clothes and some of them have places to stay.
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Post by Zer0 on Oct 24, 2011 8:43:48 GMT -5
So full of art and culture... Book me next.
/sarcasm.
Though it is a dream I have to go to the bar with you and HP. Preferably not at a strip Club. Tho Mohegan Sun (local casino) has a Chippendales night which would be amusing with the both of you.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Oct 28, 2011 6:42:32 GMT -5
Ok, but if DoA's You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) starts playing I'm leaving.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 6, 2011 7:15:00 GMT -5
Deal. If we tip them enough, do you think we can get them to play "Take"?
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Nov 7, 2011 14:38:09 GMT -5
It's entirely possible. I mean I convinced several strippers to dance to TSOL -- Code Blue. Random thought of the day: If strippers have daddy issues, do Chippendale dancers have mommy issues?
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 8, 2011 12:55:12 GMT -5
I would assume so. It's not like you go there to see wiener. They don't show "the full monty" and I assume all that body building incorporate steroids which makes the weewee shrink.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Nov 8, 2011 20:39:49 GMT -5
Just because they work out does not mean they use 'roids. Also, 'roids makes people hostile not sexy.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 9, 2011 10:01:08 GMT -5
AH-nold used Steroids. He was never aggressive in person.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Nov 9, 2011 13:19:17 GMT -5
He only used them twice a year, usually before competitions and in small doses. The strength of steroids now is way more potent than steroids in his time (thank you technology?). Also: roid use usually makes people look like Lou Ferrigno's poop.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 10, 2011 11:44:20 GMT -5
hahaha... True, he couldn't have used them that much. Otherwise, how would he had conceived an illegitimate son?
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Nov 11, 2011 7:24:34 GMT -5
Artificial insemination? He's actually god and that was a virgin birth? His son is the TRUE Jesus Christ. We NEED to start that cult!
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 11, 2011 9:14:09 GMT -5
I had previously thought about starting an Aethist/Agnostic/Fuck-God-Just-Be-A-Good-Person church. But then I realize that organized non-religion is still an evil. And nobody'd sign up for that. Nobody with a brain, anywhoo.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Nov 11, 2011 10:17:31 GMT -5
True, but I just want to troll people. Start some crack-pot rumor and see how many morons buy into this. Also, I wanna see if people would start worshiping Ah-nold publicly, in front of him, while dodging traffic.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 11, 2011 16:51:43 GMT -5
Does the phrase "too easy" mean anything to you?
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Nov 12, 2011 6:07:09 GMT -5
Yes, as does "Darwin Award" and "Population control".
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Post by HighProtein on Feb 1, 2012 16:26:56 GMT -5
How is OR?
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Feb 2, 2012 16:20:08 GMT -5
Not bad. I've mostly been focused on school so much so that I tend to get into debates with my roommates over the necessity of sex or even relationships when schoolwork needs to be done. I've pretty much put school the highest priority in life.
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Post by Zer0 on Feb 2, 2012 17:20:48 GMT -5
I would argue in agreement. I did sex over schoolwork and ended up somewhat sad that I will not have a career (at least not within the next decade). Not that I am depressed that I have a family. I am very blessed, but I really miss having self-acquired accomplishments. And a paycheck. Really miss my own paycheck.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Feb 4, 2012 15:29:47 GMT -5
I'm also a really bad slacker, so it works best not going crazy with that emotional stuff.
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Post by Zer0 on Feb 4, 2012 18:47:56 GMT -5
Very good idea. Either way, kick ass! What are you studying?
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Feb 6, 2012 0:01:43 GMT -5
Computer Information Systems (Network Admin) Right now PSU is forcing a lot of really useless classes with every major so I'm debating if I want to go to the Uni.
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