Blackball -- 1) A sporting goods store; 2) A store specializing in billiards; 3) A porn store specializing in African-American porn
Broken English -- An interpretor/translation service
Bullets, Bombs, and Bigotry -- slogan for the region of NE TN that I live in
Conillion -- a high-class prostitution service
Cry Baby -- therapist
Face of Suede -- 1) Leather goods store; 2) BDSM store
Flesh Fest -- butcher's shop
Itchy Bitchy -- 1) an over the counter medicine for yeast infections; 2) topical anaesthetic
My Sanctuary -- online blogging service or webpage provider
No Meat No Man -- plastic surgeon specializing in surgeries on male genitals
One Meatball -- an exclusive, expensive Italian pasta sauce
Ojo por ojo and Visual Cortex -- optometrist or ophthamologist
Organzola -- a new Italian cheese!
Preach/Pervert -- The Southern Baptist Convention
Red, Raw, and Sore -- 1) antibacterial solution for cuts and scrapes; 2) -- treatment for strep throat; 3) -- treatment for burns; 4) treatment for jock itch
Secret Skin -- the newest line of lingere from Victoria's Secret
The Keeper of the Margarita -- 1) Margarita mix; 2) that little Mexican place all your friends told you about and you just haven't gotten around to trying....
The Hero Inside -- 1) Comic shop; 2) videogames shop; 3) RPG/Hobby shop
The Only Good One's a Dead One -- 1) Extermination service; 2) taxidermist
Valley of the Ignorant -- 1) most colleges/universities; 2) fundamentalist Christians
World's Junk -- secondhand shop
Yohoho -- costume shop
You're My Disease -- the latest generic romance starring the Female Flavor of the Moment and Male Who's Old Enough to Be Her Father/Grandfather
Waaaayy too much free time on her hands,
NP