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Post by 5m4llP0X on Jul 25, 2009 14:46:56 GMT -5
If I had a tachkoma at work, I'd never have to worry about a gunfight in our parking lot.
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Jul 25, 2009 17:49:22 GMT -5
You two are total geeks XD
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Jul 25, 2009 18:44:56 GMT -5
Oh yeah.
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Jul 25, 2009 18:55:58 GMT -5
As long as you embrace it
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Jul 28, 2009 14:59:52 GMT -5
Oh yeah. I enjoy who I am. I also enjoy telling cops I did what I did to "Gain Compliance" with the assailant. If you want story dialogue, I can give you an example.
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Jul 28, 2009 15:23:00 GMT -5
go for it!
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Post by Zer0 on Jul 28, 2009 18:04:59 GMT -5
*taps fingers* eeeeeeexcellent.....
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Jul 31, 2009 16:42:50 GMT -5
After one idiot chose to throw a punch at a fellow officer, we just took him down. Ground his face into the pavement and gave his arms and knees SEVERE asphalt rash. The story we gave to the cops was, "We caught him asking for drugs in our bar. We then asked him to leave so that he would not bother our patrons. He left the bar but refused to leave the property. We asked him politely, several times, and he was non-compliant. We then escorted him off the property and released him outside the premise. He then took a swing at a fellow officer. Because he was hostile and just committed assault we brought the assailant to the ground in order to calm him down and 'gain compliance'. He refused to comply with out requests so we began to handcuff him. he kept turning his head and spitting at us, so we kept his face forward and down to prevent a possible spread of disease (This is legal. There are enough out there to be a health risk!). After this, we attempted to handcuff him to further de-escalate the situation and 'gain compliance' and he was resisting. He tucked his hands under his chest and we had to pull them out in order to put him in custody. In doing so he kept forcing his arms to the ground and caused the scrapes you see there." The cop mostly believed it because he had 6 warrants out for his arrest. 3 for assault on an officer.
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Post by Zer0 on Jul 31, 2009 18:59:12 GMT -5
I wonder WHY.....
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Post by HighProtein on Aug 14, 2009 18:23:42 GMT -5
Hows work been for ya? Any new action packed evenings?
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Aug 14, 2009 22:07:33 GMT -5
Noting special. We have one idiot who keeps trying to go through security to get Tacos at the taco truck in our lot. We've kicked him out a few times and he keeps coming back. We have this REALLY short guy who keeps wanting to pick a fight with us. (I think he's under 4 feet) My boss accused someone of being a meth head. Now the girl is 86'd for yelling at her.
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Aug 14, 2009 22:28:08 GMT -5
Comics can't do you justice, you need your own show.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Aug 17, 2009 15:51:56 GMT -5
THIS bar needs it's own show. It'll be like COPS, but funny.
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Post by Zer0 on Aug 17, 2009 18:11:27 GMT -5
LOL... Reno 911? I love both shows.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Aug 17, 2009 19:39:09 GMT -5
But we're competent (except James).
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Post by Zer0 on Aug 18, 2009 6:37:51 GMT -5
hahahaha.... Littering and.... Littering and....
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Sept 20, 2009 8:06:16 GMT -5
There are some DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS in this world. I got called outside, tonight, to deal with some drunk shithole trying to get in and bitching about his ID being bent because of our scanner. I can understand a simple complaint, but it is still usable. This asshat tried to actually get in my boss' face over it. My co-worker and I kicked his intoxicated ass off the property, to where he kept shining a flashlight in our faces (We're used to it! We use it as a form of communication!) and acting like he was going to charge us all the while BITCHING LIKE A LITTLE HOE about his "Broken ID". I finally told him "Look, we don't fucking care! STFU and go the fuck home!". I was soooo waiting for him to start shit. Man, I would have beat him until I felt giddy about life.
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Post by Zer0 on Sept 20, 2009 8:29:27 GMT -5
You should've told him to take it up with the police. In which case, they would've arrested him for public drunkeness.
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Sept 20, 2009 8:38:59 GMT -5
A shame the laws don't cover general asshatery
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Sept 20, 2009 9:33:03 GMT -5
You should've told him to take it up with the police. In which case, they would've arrested him for public drunkeness. I was TRYING to get him to start shit. I was BEGGING for it. Fucking pussy.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Oct 21, 2009 9:40:32 GMT -5
Fuck, this sucks. We got rid of a security officer a few months back because he lied and claimed he had cancer. Now he's back, claims he's cured and on a full recovery, and my boss is looking at rehiring him. A little back story on this guy. He's a pathological liar, a complete glory hog, almost joined a local gang while working with us, burned several high ranking members of the said gang, ripped off a few security members, is suspected of accepting bribes, and is a very stupid and very loose cannon. It looks like I'm finding a replacement gig.
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Post by Zer0 on Oct 21, 2009 10:19:24 GMT -5
Awwww... Well I wish you best of luck. I work at a place now where they rehired the same idiot for the fifth time.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Oct 21, 2009 18:05:09 GMT -5
That's bad. I just know that the lack of trust and his attitude can get me or, someone I give a shit about, hurt.
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Oct 21, 2009 20:46:33 GMT -5
Man, that's a fucking shame. When I get better maybe I'll do a jobsearch comic...
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Nov 3, 2009 16:57:45 GMT -5
New update. James is last on the list of rehiring. She does not want him back, but will take him back if we need someone and cannot find a replacement. Still not good, but better then him coming back.
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Nov 3, 2009 18:17:43 GMT -5
The Pox lives!
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 3, 2009 19:22:07 GMT -5
*HUGS* glad to hear it. I look forward to more stories... Remind me to tell you about the nut job that stopped my bus in front of a HIGHWAY and refused to move.
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Nov 3, 2009 19:47:13 GMT -5
oooh! Story time, story time!
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Nov 4, 2009 8:09:09 GMT -5
Yeah. I just got done working 6 days straight and some HEAVY drinking nights. Halloween was my boss Stanley and my lead Rob's birthday. My other Boss, Olivia, got TRASHED that night on Chinese Tequila and Ardbeg 10 yr scotch. She was drunk to the point where she was pulling her gun out and threatening to shoot anyone who'd try to threaten the security. It was a total "g" moment that we'll never forget. We also bought Stanley a nice pool stick and had it engraved. He loves to play the game, so we figured it'd be something he'd cherish. That night I was ITCHING for a fight. I kept getting in everyone's face in hopes for one idiot. But nothing happened. I was sorely upset. Oh well, I'm now certified in the use of Batons and am signing up for Jeet kune do.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2009 8:35:22 GMT -5
All we need now is Killdozer and you're set.
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