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Post by swine and wine on Mar 23, 2005 13:22:40 GMT -5
is a midget taller than a dwarf or is a dwarf taller than a midget? i can never remember..
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 23, 2005 15:05:52 GMT -5
Dwarf is smaller.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 23, 2005 18:07:18 GMT -5
Dwarf are disproportionate. That's the real difference. A true midget just looks like a mini-person.
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Post by UnityofBalance on Mar 23, 2005 22:07:10 GMT -5
Dwarf are disproportionate. That's the real difference. A true midget just looks like a mini-person. 5m4llpox is right, this means that it just looks like mini me has a large penis its actually all just the magic of proportion.
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Post by UnityofBalance on Mar 23, 2005 22:08:07 GMT -5
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 23, 2005 23:12:24 GMT -5
Your point?
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 24, 2005 0:35:23 GMT -5
Your short and you have a thing for tall people. Possably out of envy.
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 24, 2005 1:07:52 GMT -5
No. I just have easier access... to stuff....
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 24, 2005 4:31:48 GMT -5
No. I just have easier access... to stuff.... Out of fear of sounding hypocritical, I will say nothing further then this.
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 24, 2005 11:31:07 GMT -5
Haha, this is the part where everyone wants to kill UnityofBalance.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 24, 2005 15:39:31 GMT -5
Nah. He's done nothing wrong.
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Post by swine and wine on Mar 25, 2005 2:02:43 GMT -5
Haha, this is the part where everyone wants to kill UnityofBalance. don't flatter yourself, love.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 25, 2005 2:22:25 GMT -5
So far, he's came across as the "better half"
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 25, 2005 11:21:56 GMT -5
hahaha, its true.....
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Post by Ninara Poll on Mar 30, 2005 23:22:30 GMT -5
Anyhow, back to the topic... www.theultraheavybeat.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=514&start=0 , bottom of first post. It could always be questioned whether Kapt'n K IS Sascha, but I prefer to believe it is him, otherwise someone has an incredibly sick sense of humour and way too much free time in which to screw over a lot of dedicated fans. NP
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 30, 2005 23:47:40 GMT -5
UHB (the site) has always had close contact with the real Kaptain. I'm sure Josh would've booted this imposter, or that the real Kaptain K would've caught on by now... and stopped this nonsense. Just because he's semi-famous, doesn't mean he doesn't use the internet to see what his fans say about him.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 31, 2005 0:11:51 GMT -5
It doesn't seem like it's him. The picture, the way he types..Something seems off.
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 31, 2005 0:13:51 GMT -5
he seems to talk like he does in interviews. Like he's all tough and industrial. I know better. When I saw him in person, he's so down to earth and really, when it comes to music, he's a geek.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 31, 2005 0:41:04 GMT -5
Even in interviews, Sascha is very humble and informitive.
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Post by swine and wine on Mar 31, 2005 1:30:55 GMT -5
and that's how he's always been on UHB.. at least as long as i've been there.
also, he didn't always have a pic in his profile.. that's a new thing to me. of course i haven't been there in months, but still..
i'm 99.9% sure that's him.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 31, 2005 2:55:03 GMT -5
I'm willing to call bullshit until proved otherwise.
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 31, 2005 11:23:52 GMT -5
Plus the info that he gives, eventually matches up with what happens as far as releases and stuff being put out.
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Post by swine and wine on Mar 31, 2005 13:08:05 GMT -5
and who else would have the kind of inside info to know about the recent legal spat they've had?
plus there are people there that met him at shows and exchanged info that still keep in contact with him.
sounds pretty much cut and dry to me.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 31, 2005 15:30:29 GMT -5
Legal spat?
Hmm. Good points, but I'll still remain a firm disbeleiver until proven otherwise.
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 31, 2005 15:31:16 GMT -5
no, that's good. Skeptics are good incase we are complete assholes and are WAAAAY off.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 31, 2005 15:58:01 GMT -5
I guess it can be called my all around bullshit detector. I dismiss everything as complete crap, until someone submits indisputable evidence. That, or it's something so miniscule that a lie doesn't matter.
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Post by nick on Mar 31, 2005 16:19:48 GMT -5
I remember last year a lot of people were speculating about his middle name and saying stupid shit about it and he got fed up and even went on to say something about it on the Kapt'n's Korner of kmfdm.com. I don't know how he could have done that if it wasn't him on the message board.
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 31, 2005 22:15:55 GMT -5
And might I add... the result of that was hallarious.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Apr 1, 2005 0:32:51 GMT -5
He could surf through it. He doesn't have to be a member to look at it. Fuck, for all we know, Raymond could browse through here once in a while.
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Post by Zer0 on Apr 1, 2005 11:45:02 GMT -5
I fear for the man's sanity if he ever does.
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