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Post by 5m4llP0X on Nov 3, 2005 20:31:18 GMT -5
HAHAHHAAH
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 3, 2005 21:55:42 GMT -5
Huh... for #1, I would've said I was there because I had breast cancer.
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Post by mudshovel on Nov 4, 2005 0:14:40 GMT -5
There is a vasectomy place on my bus route, it has a big sign with "We have successfully preformed this many vesicotomies! OUR goal: 1,000,000!”
And it has one of those things that shows their current number of snips…
Disturbed the crap out of me the first time I saw it.
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Post by Ninara Poll on Nov 5, 2005 21:21:34 GMT -5
Got another anatomy lab story for you all... we had the option of learning how to perform vasectomies by practicing on the male bodies before that region was dissected. Let's say I took out a couple of corpses in the learning process (completely destroyed half of one guy's scrotum to get a better idea of the anatomy -- and made the squeamish guy in my dissection group's face do an interesting squishing expression -- and then proceeded to snip two other cadavers), but I can do it. Although that's not the sort of thing one can exactly put on a resume, is it? *sigh* Just another Useless Medical Skill TM... unless I go to some extremely impoverished country and set up shop... hmmm, anyone want to enter into a business partnership? NP
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Post by greatwhite on Nov 6, 2005 13:00:37 GMT -5
I think when Blair & Bush were 'vasectomised' (not sure if that a real world) the nurse or Dr took away their balls completely.....
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 6, 2005 18:31:28 GMT -5
Owchies. I don't have testicles... but I imagine some of the pain our male posters go through reading this.
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Post by greatwhite on Nov 7, 2005 8:25:22 GMT -5
It makes you protect yourself more, when being bitched at by a girl who's about to kick you in the knackers !!!!
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 7, 2005 9:52:19 GMT -5
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 7, 2005 19:34:18 GMT -5
amazing... Weebls' english... wonder if that's where he got the idea from.
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Post by nick on Nov 8, 2005 0:01:37 GMT -5
haha. bollocks. I've been saying that word a lot recently and a lot of people give me weird looks.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Nov 8, 2005 1:10:40 GMT -5
Got another anatomy lab story for you all... we had the option of learning how to perform vasectomies by practicing on the male bodies before that region was dissected. Let's say I took out a couple of corpses in the learning process (completely destroyed half of one guy's scrotum to get a better idea of the anatomy -- and made the squeamish guy in my dissection group's face do an interesting squishing expression -- and then proceeded to snip two other cadavers), but I can do it. Although that's not the sort of thing one can exactly put on a resume, is it? *sigh* Just another Useless Medical Skill TM... unless I go to some extremely impoverished country and set up shop... hmmm, anyone want to enter into a business partnership? NP Remind me to never, EVER, piss you off.
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Post by greatwhite on Nov 8, 2005 12:25:03 GMT -5
Maybe PIG fans generally shouldn't be pissed off...not just the testicle-less wenches !!!
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 8, 2005 16:40:26 GMT -5
Anger is needed in life. It is an emotion that creates the balance to all the wonderful things in life... plus most of the greatest songs in the world are fueled by anger.
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Post by greatwhite on Nov 8, 2005 16:52:35 GMT -5
Fair point...for every good there's a bad & vice versa. For every Michael Jackson theres a Go-loving bable bashing suck head !
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Post by Ninara Poll on Nov 8, 2005 22:09:03 GMT -5
Got another anatomy lab story for you all... we had the option of learning how to perform vasectomies by practicing on the male bodies before that region was dissected. Let's say I took out a couple of corpses in the learning process (completely destroyed half of one guy's scrotum to get a better idea of the anatomy -- and made the squeamish guy in my dissection group's face do an interesting squishing expression -- and then proceeded to snip two other cadavers), but I can do it. Although that's not the sort of thing one can exactly put on a resume, is it? *sigh* Just another Useless Medical Skill TM... unless I go to some extremely impoverished country and set up shop... hmmm, anyone want to enter into a business partnership? NP Remind me to never, EVER, piss you off. Oh, I'm generally harmless... the medication I take makes me that way.... NP
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Nov 9, 2005 2:42:53 GMT -5
Yay for anti-crazy pills!
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 9, 2005 18:44:07 GMT -5
Pft. Medication. I'm this way naturally.
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Post by greatwhite on Nov 10, 2005 8:00:44 GMT -5
We could make a poster...'freaky nutty people' as sponsored by <PIG>
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Post by mudshovel on Nov 15, 2005 3:05:55 GMT -5
I was on medication for a year. Now I am as bad as before, if not worse.
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Post by greatwhite on Nov 17, 2005 17:40:58 GMT -5
Sorry to hear you had 'man-flu'. If it was girl-flu you'd have been better in a day or 2 I was on medication for a year. Now I am as bad as before, if not worse.
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Post by mudshovel on Nov 18, 2005 4:17:11 GMT -5
Sorry to hear you had 'man-flu'. If it was girl-flu you'd have been better in a day or 2 I was on medication for a year. Now I am as bad as before, if not worse. Do the use Zoloft to treat the man-flu now?
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Post by greatwhite on Nov 18, 2005 8:52:46 GMT -5
Isn't Zoloft the name of one of the princes in Flash Gordon !!
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Post by mudshovel on Nov 18, 2005 17:56:36 GMT -5
Now that would rule
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Post by Serial Killer Thriller on Feb 5, 2006 5:32:01 GMT -5
WOW ITS KRISTIN! Hey baby, it's Tony
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Post by k.r.i.s.t.i.n on Mar 20, 2006 0:04:11 GMT -5
hey honey
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Post by Serial Killer Thriller on Mar 20, 2006 4:25:39 GMT -5
Yay you replied!
by the way when the heck is Claire gonna be back around?
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Post by k.r.i.s.t.i.n on Mar 21, 2006 19:02:06 GMT -5
yeah i replied and smited you haha
i dont know when claire will be back around her internet is still busted ugh!
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Post by Serial Killer Thriller on Mar 22, 2006 4:05:36 GMT -5
WTF DAMN YOU! YOU DIRTY LITTLE WHORE!
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Post by k.r.i.s.t.i.n on Mar 23, 2006 14:00:50 GMT -5
haha well looks like i got smited too
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Post by Serial Killer Thriller on Mar 25, 2006 5:30:17 GMT -5
Oh well... Fucking make Claire get online or something... Oh and post pictures! Of... Somehting...
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