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Post by ranchapocalypse on Dec 27, 2005 16:23:24 GMT -5
So....I have been spending an amazing amount of time at the gym---spanking all kinds of cardio machines. I just happened to program Madonna's Confession of a dance floor AND anything Raymond Watts related song into the same playlist so I have a psycho combination of dance and angst and horniness........
Later that night, in my sleep, I get this dream of Raymond in low slung leather pants (hip cleavage and the beginnings of ummm his..ummm pubic fuzz showing) bumping and grinding to Madonna's "Hung Up" song.........it was like take Madonna out of her video and replace her with Raymond.
Nevertheless, I woke up with....a really big smile.
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Post by HighProtein on Dec 27, 2005 23:43:00 GMT -5
I applauded your dedication and energys spent on all of the above Its a DNA you're woven that must not be broken add to its strength with other correlating stimuli.
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Post by ranchapocalypse on Dec 28, 2005 1:02:26 GMT -5
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Post by Zer0 on Jan 3, 2006 15:28:05 GMT -5
hubba hubba
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Post by ranchapocalypse on Jan 3, 2006 16:06:14 GMT -5
yeah...thought you'd appreciate something like that....
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Post by HighProtein on Jan 17, 2006 1:14:27 GMT -5
Post a new picture sometime.
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Post by ranchapocalypse on Jan 17, 2006 2:41:08 GMT -5
I'll dig around for something interesting. I used to have a picture of his....UNIT..no kidding...someone had taken a pic of him when he unzipped his pants and well, Raymond was rockin the commando style. That was like, 5.3 years ago, that hard drive has long fried and that computer has long died.
-sigh-
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Post by swine and wine on Jan 17, 2006 21:57:07 GMT -5
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Post by greatwhite on Jan 18, 2006 14:09:43 GMT -5
So what's a 'gym' ? Is it that place where people go to get sweaty & fit ? If so..it's my new years resolution to drive past the gym every day so that I nearly get fit.
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Post by Zer0 on Jan 18, 2006 17:45:21 GMT -5
"A gime? What the hell is that?" ~Homer Simpson
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Post by greatwhite on Jan 23, 2006 8:34:27 GMT -5
On MTV over the weekend there was a mix between Prodigy's firestarter & (I can't actually remember her name) but it was a girl band. It was shite, except the extracts of Prodigy. I also recall (ages ago) a mix on 'You spin me right round baby right round) by Dead or Alive & Danni Minigue. Again it was shite but I love 80's music so it took me back to me good ol' days
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Post by Ninara Poll on Jan 28, 2006 21:50:32 GMT -5
That reminds me, a couple of weeks ago I heard one of the signs of the Apocalypse... I was in one of those clothing stores that sells clothes aimed at the average anorexic 13 -- 17 year old girl trying to look of age, trying on some sweaters and shirts (they fit), barely registering the non-offensive techno-club mix that was playing over the store's sound system, the sort of mix that you instantly forget after hearing, but that made me think, for some reason, of disco. Partway through buttoning up one shirt I finally made out what was being sung -- it was the chorus to "Hand That Feeds". The remix had so totally obliterated the melody of the original that I completely failed to recognize what it was a remix of until what must have been the fifth or eigth repetition of the chorus. The stylistic contradition was too much -- here's a song that Goths would be wailing in their miseries (no offense meant to any Goths), transformed into something that sounded... happy... danceable in a generic way... I started laughing like an idiot, it was too much. I think I scared the salesgirl who was checking the dressing rooms occasionally to make sure no one was shoplifting, that's how hard I was laughing. But I'm positive this sort of thing is a sign of the Apocalypse.... NP P.S. I have heard that Ray-Ray, on occasion, has bared all during a concert... not surprised that there'd be a "Raymond's bits" photo or two... if you manage to find it, ranchapocalypse, I will build you an altar and worship you and send you photos of said altar
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Post by swine and wine on Jan 29, 2006 20:08:19 GMT -5
speaking of "the hand that feeds" i heard a mix of that layered with the ghostbusters theme the other night. it was gawd aaaaawwwful
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Post by Zer0 on Jan 30, 2006 20:20:47 GMT -5
I think I've heard that remix... I like it....
PS, on the "raymond bits" thing, I've only seen pics of him in his underwear... no nudity that I have heard of. But if anyone can prove this myth to be true, I would love to... er...
*fap fap fap*
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Post by Rizimar on Jun 25, 2006 22:47:49 GMT -5
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Jun 26, 2006 9:07:19 GMT -5
Girls can do anything!
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Post by Zer0 on Jun 26, 2006 9:24:31 GMT -5
I am proud to be an avid masturbator.... when my fiance isn't around. Then I just have sex. Its like interactive masturbation. But my point is, that would be like sex, er, masturbation... And stuff...
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Post by Rizimar on Jun 27, 2006 1:33:15 GMT -5
I am proud to be an avid masturbator.... when my fiance isn't around. Then I just have sex. Its like interactive masturbation. But my point is, that would be like sex, er, masturbation... And stuff... I like you ;D
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Post by Zer0 on Jun 27, 2006 13:55:56 GMT -5
hahaha, if I couldn't have an orgasm, I'd shoot myself in the face.
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Post by Ninara Poll on Jun 28, 2006 23:41:47 GMT -5
hahaha, if I couldn't have an orgasm, I'd shoot myself in the face. Amen. And a big "amen" to the couple of Zer0 posts above. NP PS. Guys go "fap", girls go "shlick"... Sexy Losers says so
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Jun 29, 2006 9:30:42 GMT -5
Ha ha ha. I love how almost any conversation in here can turn pervy.
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Post by Zer0 on Jun 29, 2006 9:47:15 GMT -5
hahaha, if I couldn't have an orgasm, I'd shoot myself in the face. Amen. And a big "amen" to the couple of Zer0 posts above. NP PS. Guys go "fap", girls go "shlick"... Sexy Losers says so Glad to hear another SL fan. FAP is just easier to spell.
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