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Post by Zer0 on Jul 27, 2006 17:26:51 GMT -5
blech... i think i'm the anti-girl when it comes to cheesecake.. i can't stand the shit. Normally, I would agree with you. But Chai Cheesecake has changed that. Hell, just about anything Chai usually wins me over. Chai... cheese...cake.... *starts humping p0x's leg*
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Post by subhuman09 on Jul 31, 2006 9:09:06 GMT -5
All humping must involve the thread creator.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Jul 31, 2006 13:23:57 GMT -5
Normally, I would agree with you. But Chai Cheesecake has changed that. Hell, just about anything Chai usually wins me over. Chai... cheese...cake.... *starts humping p0x's leg* I could get used to this. Here's how to make it: 2 packages of cream cheese. You can use light or Neufchatel or traditional Philly. 2 eggs. ¼ cup sugar. Optional. I have made this recipe with absolutely no sugar and it tasted great because the chai concentrate was already sweetened. cherries. I prefer using dried cherries as they plump up when baked. You can also use frozen or canned cherries. DO NOT USE MARASCHINO!! The more cherries you put in, the better it tastes. Variations on this recipe are easy to derive - use raisins, dried apricots, dates or even prunes. However, Prune Chai Cheesecake somehow doesn't have that appetizing ring to it. ¼ to ½ cup chai. If you use the concentrated sweetened chai, the sugar is optional. Otherwise you can steep a chai teabag in boiled water (something you definitely know how to do) or as a last resort add water to powdered chai. chocolate. The chocolate part is actually optional but gives the name a really cool ring, n'est-ce pas? I usually use a chocolate graham crust or stick a couple of squares of really good European chocolate (no M&M's here) on the top. Otherwise, you can dust some cocoa powder on the top of the cake to give it that fancy European pastry look. Mix the cream cheese with the sugar, either by hand or with an electric mixer, until smooth. Add and mix in the rest of the ingredients. Pour into a graham cracker crust (store bought is so much easier). The most important part of this recipe is the decoration of the top with some of the cherries. The key is to think happy. A happy face decoration projects joy and will make you smile before you cut into it, guaranteed! Bake at 350° for about 1 hour until the top browns a little and solidifies. The trickiest part is judging when the cheesecake is done. I have served liquidy cake that was well received, but a more solid cheesecake is the goal. You'll know you are done when: the top starts cracking, the top starts burning, cute firemen show up at the door. Offer them a slice. They work hard. Once you have skillfully determined that the cake is done, remove it from the oven and let it cool to room temperature. Refrigerate overnight. All humping must involve the thread creator. Ok. [insert skullfucking on Subhuman here]
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Post by Zer0 on Jul 31, 2006 13:52:34 GMT -5
*continues to hump p0x's leg*
Subhuman doesn't get any because he tries to hard... and fails to give me a tastey recipie.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Jul 31, 2006 14:16:57 GMT -5
Yes, I am the shit.
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Post by swine and wine on Jul 31, 2006 19:42:45 GMT -5
*drools* holy crap.... that sounds fucking amazing... but i have zero talent in the kitchen. p0x, feel like sending me some in the mail? edit why the hell does the stickingtongueoutsillyface thing show up as the angry face on this forum? sheesh....
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Jul 31, 2006 21:22:53 GMT -5
Hmmmm
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Post by Ninara Poll on Jul 31, 2006 23:48:52 GMT -5
I have the worst urge to upload all the hentai animated LiveJournal avatars I've stolen and deluge this thread with them.... don't think Geocities would appreciate the pornage, though... must hold bouncing breasts to keep Cowper's ligaments from tearing thanks to all that bouncing... must hold breasts... while eating cajeta flavored cheesecake encased in chocolate and set on fire... oooh, fire... nice, bouncy fire... must burn something....
NP
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Post by Ninara Poll on Jul 31, 2006 23:51:21 GMT -5
Oh damn... I just realized I'm so traumatized by adding a post to The Hit Parade thread about family resemblances that I chose "Yes, more Hit Parade"... oooh, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy....
NP
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Aug 1, 2006 0:22:14 GMT -5
*drools* holy crap.... that sounds fucking amazing... but i have zero talent in the kitchen. p0x, feel like sending me some in the mail? edit why the hell does the stickingtongueoutsillyface thing show up as the angry face on this forum? sheesh.... You have tallent, you just don't know it. Remember: you're just like me. All it takes is one person to show you your potential. Just hope that person can better clean up after him/herself. It's because proboards coded it wrong. That or HP did.
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Post by subhuman09 on Aug 1, 2006 1:19:35 GMT -5
Ok. [insert skullfucking on Subhuman here] That's better.
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Post by subhuman09 on Aug 1, 2006 1:27:48 GMT -5
*continues to hump p0x's leg* Subhuman doesn't get any because he tries to hard... and fails to give me a tastey recipie. Hell, I can just sell pictures of you two, videos, keep the cash and... *goes and grabs camera*
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Post by subhuman09 on Aug 1, 2006 1:32:27 GMT -5
Hmmmm *shares cheesecake and wealth* (We could take over this board...I'll go fetch the Trojan Pig...)
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Aug 1, 2006 10:12:07 GMT -5
Ok. [insert skullfucking on Subhuman here] That's better. That was me. I skullfucked you.
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Post by Zer0 on Aug 1, 2006 14:05:08 GMT -5
He wants me to pretend-touch him. He is unworthy.
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Post by subhuman09 on Aug 1, 2006 15:08:09 GMT -5
That was me. I skullfucked you. Gonna have to go with what's quoted already, p0x.
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Post by subhuman09 on Aug 1, 2006 15:09:40 GMT -5
He wants me to pretend-touch him. He is unworthy. *yawns*
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Aug 1, 2006 16:22:45 GMT -5
He wants me to pretend-touch him. He is unworthy. Yeah. The love should go to the one who just got a HUGE ASS tooth pulled. Note: For those who pay attention to my Myspace crap, It's the same tooth that the wisdom tooth was pushing out.
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Aug 2, 2006 0:41:02 GMT -5
Yeowch! A million kisses for you.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Aug 2, 2006 0:49:18 GMT -5
Yeah. I'm just damn glad it's over. And the replacement is already moving in.
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Aug 2, 2006 14:51:55 GMT -5
Shit. I'm sure you are glad...
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Post by Ninara Poll on Aug 2, 2006 16:18:05 GMT -5
He wants me to pretend-touch him. He is unworthy. Yeah. The love should go to the one who just got a HUGE ASS tooth pulled. Note: For those who pay attention to my Myspace crap, It's the same tooth that the wisdom tooth was pushing out. *feeling offended that P0x did not allow her to extract that tooth with her trusty old dissection kit* NP
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Aug 2, 2006 17:10:31 GMT -5
I wanted ONE tooth taken out. Not the left-side of my jaw. When I want someone tormented Hostel-style I'll call you.
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Post by Zer0 on Aug 2, 2006 19:17:06 GMT -5
Just chuckle and realize that dentistry is the #1 suicidal career.
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Post by TheLance on Aug 2, 2006 23:12:26 GMT -5
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH VIRGIL FINLAY AND ARCTURUS AND JACK VANCE
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Aug 3, 2006 1:49:48 GMT -5
fix the images, man.
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Post by Ninara Poll on Aug 3, 2006 20:08:28 GMT -5
I wanted ONE tooth taken out. Not the left-side of my jaw. When I want someone tormented Hostel-style I'll call you. What, you think I can't restrain myself to just one little toothie? But thank you for promising to keep me in mind when you need severe torture and pain inflicted upon thine enemies, it makes my little heart feel all warm and fuzzy For that, you are forgiven. NP
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Aug 3, 2006 20:50:03 GMT -5
I know you could restrain yourself. I have no doubt in that. The question would be: "If you had me in a chair, strapped down, WOULD you restrain yourself from dismembering my jaw?"
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Post by TheLance on Aug 3, 2006 23:29:19 GMT -5
I would except I can't be bothered.
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Post by subhuman09 on Oct 27, 2006 0:57:15 GMT -5
This thread is still here? Wow, I feel useful now.
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