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Post by Zer0 on Nov 1, 2005 15:34:19 GMT -5
you already have the highest karma (I think)... what do you want, a cookie?
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Post by greatwhite on Nov 1, 2005 17:16:41 GMT -5
Being a scouser, you could pinch your own statue !!!
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Post by swine and wine on Nov 1, 2005 21:35:51 GMT -5
wow.. the piggy's awfully dirty. i'm loving it.
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Post by ranchapocalypse on Nov 1, 2005 23:39:17 GMT -5
Hmm SLAUGHTERFRONT = THE HEART OF DARKNESS
There you go kiddies. The man just wrote his autobiography.
Beautiful.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 2, 2005 8:00:57 GMT -5
Hmm SLAUGHTERFRONT = THE HEART OF DARKNESS
There you go kiddies. The man just wrote his autobiography.
Beautiful. It is like good sex, isn't it?
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Post by nick on Nov 2, 2005 13:15:09 GMT -5
I have no idea how you understood all of that. Thats amazing. The only thing is I think he says "looks like a leper" not a "leaper" in the chorus of slaughterfront.
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milk
Piglet
The Architect Sits Alone
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Post by milk on Nov 2, 2005 13:37:26 GMT -5
Some minor corrections for God Rod.
"White trash, we want cash"
"You can file and accuse With your interest and dues The front row of my misery show"
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Post by ranchapocalypse on Nov 2, 2005 21:34:18 GMT -5
Heh...I'm a fucking English teacher. That's how I'm able to understand all that. Besides, you don't have to look that deeply. It's all there. There is nothing to read between the lines.
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Mephisto
Little Pig
get the fear!
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Post by Mephisto on Nov 2, 2005 22:07:31 GMT -5
Hmm SLAUGHTERFRONT = THE HEART OF DARKNESS
There you go kiddies. The man just wrote his autobiography.
Beautiful. It is like good sex, isn't it? not quite, pigmata didn't require any medical attention. ahh, good sex and the injuries resulting. filth healer is probably my favorite out of all the new tracks. on the slaughterfront still hasn't grown on me.
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Post by stampede on Nov 4, 2005 6:33:01 GMT -5
I love on the slaughter front. although I haven't picked out all the lyrics yet for myself. I love his voice in it. great. it somehow reminds me of a whole bunch of older pig songs all at the same time, very very good.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 4, 2005 9:44:24 GMT -5
not quite, pigmata didn't require any medical attention. what kind of sex do YOU have?
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Post by swine and wine on Nov 4, 2005 10:55:16 GMT -5
not quite, pigmata didn't require any medical attention. what kind of sex do YOU have? the extremely painful kind, apparently... or the extremely illegal kind.
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Post by stampede on Nov 6, 2005 7:11:06 GMT -5
it's suprisingly easy to have extremely illegal sex in some states.
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Post by greatwhite on Nov 6, 2005 14:34:16 GMT -5
& in the UK, apparently.....
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 6, 2005 18:32:12 GMT -5
it's suprisingly easy to have extremely illegal sex in some states. What state is it supposedly illegal to have oral sex? I forgot...
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Post by nick on Nov 6, 2005 19:39:08 GMT -5
there aren't any anymore. There were about 13 states that had some kind of anti-sodomy laws but the supreme court struck them all down in 2003.
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Post by stampede on Nov 6, 2005 20:02:14 GMT -5
in idaho it's illegal to have sex on a washing machine. and it's illegal to have sex if your under 18. And I'm pretty sure they still have it on the books that you are only allowed to have sex in the missionary position.
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Post by stampede on Nov 7, 2005 7:44:36 GMT -5
thats great. If i recall there is a website that just lists all the rediculous state laws. I'll have to see if I can find it.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 7, 2005 9:42:05 GMT -5
in idaho it's illegal to have sex on a washing machine. and it's illegal to have sex if your under 18. And I'm pretty sure they still have it on the books that you are only allowed to have sex in the missionary position. Its IDAHO. Effing mormons....
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Post by stampede on Nov 7, 2005 18:14:16 GMT -5
And you though Idaho was crazy, check out florida
Florida
* Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. * A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. * If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. * It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. * Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. * Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. * It is illegal to skateboard without a license. * When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
My question is who had sex with a porcupine and ended up in the emergency room to start that law.
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 7, 2005 19:35:33 GMT -5
Forida just needs to sink into the ocean. Seriously.
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Post by swine and wine on Nov 7, 2005 21:04:34 GMT -5
the site you're probably thinking of is www.dumblaws.comhere are some of my favorites from my lovely state- Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day. You can get out of paying for a dependent's medical care by praying for him/her The value of Pi is 3 Oral sex is illegal "Spiteful Gossip" and "talking behind a person's back" are illegal Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans Within four hours of eating garlic (in the city of gary), a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette ( ??) One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense ( ??)
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Post by nick on Nov 8, 2005 0:08:54 GMT -5
I'm sure the monkey one rose from animal testing concerns.
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Post by mudshovel on Nov 8, 2005 3:56:24 GMT -5
America never ceases to amaze me....
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 8, 2005 16:45:04 GMT -5
hahahaha... the value of pi is 3....
Lessee from my lovely blue state:
-Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold. details -You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. -In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. -It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. -You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday. -It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
local laws are funnier; the best one is Hartford: You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands. You may not educate dogs. It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
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Post by swine and wine on Nov 9, 2005 13:23:45 GMT -5
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. that one had me rolling...
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Post by greatwhite on Nov 10, 2005 7:59:29 GMT -5
2 nights ago I was trying to educate my gf's cat (no pussy jokes please) that getting up at 4am to play is not a good idea She learned. This morning she was up at 3 Is it illegal to kill a cat tat get's you up at 3 I hear in some parts of the US it's illegal NOT to inter-marry or inter-breed...ye-haa !!
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Post by Zer0 on Nov 10, 2005 9:44:51 GMT -5
Sleep with a squirt bottle.
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Post by swine and wine on Nov 10, 2005 10:36:20 GMT -5
my cat's wired that way too.. sucks, but you get used to it.
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Post by greatwhite on Nov 10, 2005 12:39:06 GMT -5
So you wake up early in the morning to play with your pussy ? hoorraahh !!!!!
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