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Post by 5m4llP0X on Apr 5, 2009 15:15:31 GMT -5
Due to some current events at my job: I have applied for a job as security position at a Mexican Cowboy Bar. This job helps people train to get their DPSST certification because it's a high risk bar that needs people to keep their customers in line. This is going to allow me to get back in work with an old outfit I used to work for and help me get back into doing the things I like doing. I don't know if this will increase my posting habits, or not, but I'm looking forward to the idea.
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Post by Zer0 on Apr 6, 2009 5:59:35 GMT -5
Good luck, dude!!! I hope you find something that makes you happy!
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Post by Der Metzgermeister on Apr 6, 2009 21:35:28 GMT -5
Yeah!
Kick some drunk asses!
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Apr 7, 2009 10:39:26 GMT -5
First night wasn't bad. Had to warn some people to keep their hoodies down and sunglasses off. Had to deal with a drunk idiot trying to tell us he could smoke wherever he wanted without paying for our service. We got him to calm the fuck down before he swung his milk gallons at us (He had 2 2 gallon jugs). The head of security wants me on for Saturdays. Owner wants me on for Friday/Saturday shifts. I guess they have an issue with gangs in the bar. 13th street have become very cool with us and we can tolerate them. 18th street, however, are a bunch of troublesome fuck-holes. If it's slow: we'll let them in. But if we're busy then we tell them to go away. I, kinda, look forward to fucking up some Ivans.
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Apr 12, 2009 18:14:48 GMT -5
*is incredibly tempted to draw a comic for Pox*
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Apr 12, 2009 20:38:58 GMT -5
It'd be fun. I just passed my DPSST class. I'm now certified to do unarmed security.
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Apr 12, 2009 23:20:59 GMT -5
certified to kick ass? I could work with that idea.
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Post by Zer0 on Apr 13, 2009 6:19:32 GMT -5
Ganbatte ne, Battou!!!
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Apr 15, 2009 15:05:35 GMT -5
Still going well, dear P0X?
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Apr 16, 2009 1:46:55 GMT -5
Very. This week I may be making someone eat concrete.
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Post by Zer0 on Apr 17, 2009 19:08:39 GMT -5
Take pictures.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Apr 18, 2009 2:04:17 GMT -5
hahah I think that's menacing.
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Apr 25, 2009 5:04:29 GMT -5
Be menacing. You're good at it.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Apr 25, 2009 11:09:46 GMT -5
I can't, legally. But someone almost tried to commit suicide. And earlier that week someone jumped off the roof to attack my friend.
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Post by Zer0 on Apr 25, 2009 14:03:51 GMT -5
Jesus! Be safe, ok?
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Apr 26, 2009 17:15:39 GMT -5
I am. We had someone pull a knife last night and a fight of about 15 people break out in the bar. It was fucking FUN!
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Apr 26, 2009 17:29:41 GMT -5
The info on the suicide: We where doing a security meeting that night and this drunk girl came over and tried to talk to the Bar Owner. She was told to stand over on the side and wait until the meeting was over. She tried to go in and was told she needed to speak with us. Well, when she spoke with us we had her do 2 field sobriety tests (because she complained she had horrible balance). She failed both and we told her she had to leave. Once we kicked her out she screamed that we let drunk people in the bar all the time. My reply was "We don't, actually, but have a nice night!" and I began to walk away. After I said that she replied with, "That's fucking bullshit and you know it! I see all those drunk fucking beaners being let in all the time! They're fucking staggering all over and you still let them in!" Now, remember what I work with. There are about 15-20 Hispanic people outside, waiting to get in. If they started walking over I wasn't going to stop them from killing her stupid, Slavic looking, ass. If the cops asked what happened, "Suicide". If she actually died: I would have put the report in for a Darwin Award. The Roof jump: A little while back my friend tried escorting someone out because he was getting rowdy. His friend didn't like this and wanted to jump the security officer. So, he climbed our building and "hid" on the roof to attack him. Our roof is maybe 8 feet high at the overhang. So, my friend saw this as the guy leaped and he headbutted him in the sternum. Fun shit. I'll tell you the fight and shit later.
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Apr 26, 2009 18:14:45 GMT -5
You see, now I know you need your own miniseries.
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Post by Ninara Poll on Apr 26, 2009 19:49:23 GMT -5
A miniseries, a movie, and a long-running series of novels. We must turn the P0x's new job into a money-making franchise, somehow. NP
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Apr 26, 2009 20:12:55 GMT -5
Hahah. Security can hold a lot of fun stories.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Apr 27, 2009 4:57:00 GMT -5
The Knife incident: We kicked this one guy out, Saturday. He kept trying to come back. Finally, our head of security shouted him off the property. As he was leaving he pulled a knife from his wallet and was thinking about coming at Mark. Well, Mark got on the radio and let us know. Before the idiot could get the knife open, he saw 4 of us rounding the corner and he took off running. One of the guys I work with almost caught the fuck. It woulda been fun. The other one was the 17 person bar fight I got into. Cino, a regular at our bar, decided to start shit with his boys and got a nice group involved. After a minute I got in there and saw this girl holding onto him. She kept telling me she was his cousin my reply "I don't fucking care! Get the fuck off him or I'm pulling you off!" She let go and I got to escort her and friends out. Once we got shit squared away: I went back to my station and another fight happened outside. Man, I'm looking forward to a larger group. I want to use my elbows.
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Post by Zer0 on Apr 27, 2009 6:32:44 GMT -5
A miniseries, a movie, and a long-running series of novels. We must turn the P0x's new job into a money-making franchise, somehow. NP I'm starting to agree with you.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Apr 29, 2009 11:37:25 GMT -5
Looks like I may have picked up a third job. Flashlight and belt will be coming in the mail, soon.
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Post by HighProtein on Apr 30, 2009 20:12:05 GMT -5
Keep Kick'n Ass
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Post by 5m4llP0X on May 1, 2009 0:37:06 GMT -5
Hehe. Thanks.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on May 3, 2009 23:59:16 GMT -5
We had a gun incident, I broke up 3 confrontations, and I went out with some of my crew at the end.
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Post by badluckshadow13 on May 4, 2009 19:20:54 GMT -5
*is working on a miniseries for pox*
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Post by 5m4llP0X on May 18, 2009 0:32:14 GMT -5
Large 35+ person fight happened at our bar. Most of it was over this fuck who kept screaming "Fuck Southside!" at the end of the night. He got jumped by 13th street at our bar. Because of this: some other black guys who knew who got attacked, too. None of them got into the fight when he was jumped, but they attacked. I restrained one fucker who attacked both of my bosses and me. I was maced 6 times in the crossfire by my boss. My hands burned like HELL because this shit. After I got him to tap out and calm down: I helped him out, some. After that: I got a call for security in bar, but I ended up breaking up like 3 other fights outside. It was great fucking fun.
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Post by Ninara Poll on May 18, 2009 3:51:17 GMT -5
I am in awe of you.
NP
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Post by 5m4llP0X on May 18, 2009 4:46:42 GMT -5
The best part is how many people I saved the life of. That was nice.
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