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Post by Zer0 on Jun 7, 2008 10:25:26 GMT -5
Since I feel like my individualistic personality has returned (since I quit the corporate ToysRSucks), I realize that I have but one mission in life: have fun. And how do I do this? Well... I haven't figured that out yet.
I need some ideas to get me started. Anyone have some good pranks I can harass people with? I particularly need something to offset my inlaws... not piss them off, but to make them think about life and how they take it too seriously in their self-absorbed minds.
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Post by canotila on Jun 7, 2008 19:14:11 GMT -5
Okay, to offset the rays of sunshine I've distributed thus far, let's get some less seriousness going on here... I really don't have anything ideas in particular, but I know a dildo has to come into play somewhere in there lol Didn't I see somewhere too that someone had made a condom tree for someone? That was kind of funny. Oh there has got to be so much fun stuff to do, I just have to reset my frame of mind to think of it... Let me down some of this bacardi and get back to you. I may come up with some stupid ass ideas, but at least you can laugh at my drunken typing skills!
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Post by Zer0 on Jun 7, 2008 21:12:07 GMT -5
OOOOOOH! That's it. I'll put an opened condom in my mother-in-law's wash.... just to stir things up.
Hilarious.
...and it's really nice to share Bacardi..... fyi.
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Post by canotila on Jun 7, 2008 22:05:15 GMT -5
...and it's really nice to share Bacardi..... fyi. Yeh I'm still working on that whole passing things through the internet thing... my teleportation device is also patent pending (pending my inventing it that is )
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Post by Zer0 on Jun 8, 2008 9:34:36 GMT -5
*taps fingers* eeeeeexcellent....
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Post by HighProtein on Jun 8, 2008 17:41:41 GMT -5
Research the three brains in your skull. The Reptile brain is the one you'll want to concentrate your study of.
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Post by canotila on Jun 8, 2008 19:01:50 GMT -5
*taps fingers* eeeeeexcellent.... Exxxaaccttllyyy... D'oh! I am the friggin' Simpsons queen young lady. My boyfriend and I have entire conversations that are nothing but Simpsons quotes hehe.
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Post by canotila on Jun 8, 2008 19:03:58 GMT -5
Research the three brains in your skull. The Reptile brain is the one you'll want to concentrate your study of. I think my reptile brain ate my other two brains... and then Papa John's ate my reptile brain. Now I have a week's worth of homework to catch up on, an essay on the great depression to write, and no brainage. Hey hey, at least I'll be on the level of my other classmates now! Why yes I am an evil bitch goddess, thanks for asking.
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Post by Zer0 on Jun 9, 2008 8:30:58 GMT -5
*taps fingers* eeeeeexcellent.... Exxxaaccttllyyy... D'oh! I am the friggin' Simpsons queen young lady. My boyfriend and I have entire conversations that are nothing but Simpsons quotes hehe. I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! *HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
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Post by canotila on Jun 9, 2008 8:44:21 GMT -5
I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! *HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* That's crazy! You're crazy Marge! Get off the road! *beep* Chop-chop, dig-dig! Chop-chop, dig-dig! You know Homie, there are so many more things two wives could do for you... I hear chopping, but I don't hear digging! Ohhh a friendly bee! OUCH! Ohhhh that bee sting hurt so much! Ahahaha! I have no life! ;D
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Jun 9, 2008 14:34:58 GMT -5
Give me their last names and phone number and I could call up pretending to be a clerk from "Jim Bagladucia's Lust Barn" asking them to confirm the address of bid item "d4028471" the "spiked rectal stimulator" for a Mr (or Mrs) [last name here] (depending on who answers) because my records show there may have been a miss-print in the physical order. This could stir up a very interesting dinner-table conversation.
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Post by canotila on Jun 9, 2008 14:50:49 GMT -5
Unfortunately, funny stuff like that wouldn't work on them. They're into a lot of the same stuff I am - the "gothy/industrial" scene and whatnot (please note, I'm sorry, but I really hate the goth scene, it's just so much easier to use that term to describe my tastes). They'd realize it was a joke and would probably think it was a friend of their's being funny.
Now, if you could line up some Jehoviah's Witnesses to follow them around on a daily basis, that might work.
It really pisses me off that people I should, in all sanity, get on with, could still completely screw me over in such a way. Hence my previous statements on giving up on all humans. That's why I'm on the forums so much - I limit my socialization to the internet and people I will, in all likeliness, never actually meet in real life. As sad as it may seem to some, I literally have no real life friends. That is to say - I have a few friends I've had for years, but even now I don't see them and haven't in a long, long time. I'm just so sick of being disappointed by humans. *sigh* It's not so much sad to me... I've kind of made a point of avoiding all social situations since this happened last year. In fact, the only time I've ventured out in the past year besides to the store was to the Voltaire show a month ago - which I thoroughly enjoyed, though would have been much happier without the people (and the previously mentioned roomates who happened to show up - after specifically telling me they weren't going and therefore could not bring the rest of my stuff they are holding hostage - and spend the entire nite sniggering at me from their group of gother-than-thou wannabe's).
What I want to know is what these assholes think they're going to do with my networking, Linux, and various other IT books... they took about half my collection of school texts - probably $500 in books - saying they wanted to "save them for me or give them to someone who would use them"... here it is over a year later and they still will not return them. Oh wait, there was an IM sent a couple weeks ago saying if I drove 2 hours into Raleigh and met them somewhere, they'd give them to me. Of course when I actually had the gas money to go, they were nowhere to be found...
Humans ugh! I really hope they hurry up and approve my application for god-like powers... I've got some serious vengance to reign down on their worthless little heads...
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Jun 9, 2008 15:03:09 GMT -5
One better: Give me the address. I could call the local Church of Scientology and pretend I'm them and interested in joining and I'd like to discuss this more at "my house".
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Post by canotila on Jun 9, 2008 15:13:32 GMT -5
Actually I don't know their address or their phone numbers... but I could give you the one's Yahoo email, Gmail, and MySpace account IDs and passwords. I don't know why I am so submissive and nice in such matters, but I've known his info since before he even moved in (see, being the evil, untrusting bitch that I am, I have keyloggers on my computer - as I feel is my right when anyone is using my computer when I'm not around by god). One of the MySpace pages is his base of operations for his piddley little radio show... destorying that would shatter his world for a bit...
But alas, I haven't been able to kill that little guilty voice in the back of my head yet, so I'll just sit by and let the assholes get away with it all and pray that karma will get them back in the end (which it never seems to do, but still)...
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Jun 9, 2008 15:23:22 GMT -5
Does this person live with their s/o? last time I got this stuff I convinced this person's girlfriend that he had aids (using his own email account). I guess he got his ass kicked by 4 large guys.
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Post by canotila on Jun 9, 2008 15:44:42 GMT -5
No, they live together (the two former roomates) and I don't think either of them has had a girlfriend, or even dated, in 5 or 10 years... except for me and the one. I was stupid enough to fall for him, mainly due to my loneliness and his great collection of DVDs (he was the only other person I've known that has actually heard of my favorite movie - The Cemetary Man). See, I really don't think there is a good way to fuck with them. They're both such losers there's really nothing to do that could make their lives worse. From what I understand, they're living off another friend of theirs for free. Their parents pay their bills (mind you they are 26 and 32) and they hang out with a bunch of 18 year old goth kids... I think they quit their jobs and really just sit around doing nothing but working on his crappy little radio show... Oh well, I try not to think about it too often. Just something (I guess the heat and the stress and being broker than usual lately) has brought it back up for me this week. I think I'm more pissed at myself for letting me get back into a stupid situation again than I am at them for being assholes. I kind of expect it from people anymore... I've just been telling myself forever not to trust anyone since my fiancee left me for our "best friend", and I keep doing it. Stupid stupid girl...
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Jun 9, 2008 16:17:03 GMT -5
Any embarrassing photos of them? If so: Email it to everyone on their contact list.
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Post by canotila on Jun 9, 2008 19:54:25 GMT -5
I have no photos of them at all... which really isn't a bad thing, haha.
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Post by canotila on Jun 9, 2008 19:56:38 GMT -5
And by the by: EWWWW VISTA! Hahahaha sucker! ;p
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Jun 9, 2008 22:33:07 GMT -5
Vista is a far superior OS to XP. If you want to argue the merits of it versus the Trendy Hipster OS or the elitist neck-beard OS then whatever I believe I've already put my point forward on that. Working Technical support has shown me the advantages of Vista over XP.
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Post by canotila on Jun 9, 2008 23:30:26 GMT -5
Okay, I'll give you that Vista is great for Tech Support pros. It is the last word in operating systems for idiots. We have it on our school computers, but they're getting ready to roll them back to XP they say, hehehe. My classmates will be so lost.
My god, you should have seen the deer in the headlights looks when we broke out DOS in my Intro to OSes class! It was soooooo funny!
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Jun 10, 2008 0:20:29 GMT -5
Vista's features make it ideal for End users. User account control with Windows Defender helps prevent virus attacks. It also lets you know what's going on in the background of your internet browsing. The "Start Search" feature is great if you're not in the mood for searching for a file you hid deep in your system. The Network and sharing center, coupled with Network Diagnostics is a great "F* YOU" to those lazy fuck-'tard ISPs. The issues people had with "Vista" where really just generic OS or EU issues and people just wanted to point the finger at something. Do you remember what XP acted like until SP2? People where screaming for 98 until SP2 came out! Hell, SP3 is pissing people off, now!
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Post by TheLance on Jun 10, 2008 7:57:00 GMT -5
SP1 is great, I'm using it right now.
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Post by canotila on Jun 10, 2008 9:04:12 GMT -5
I dunno, I've just found Vista to be a pain in the ass so far. Of course, I'll openly admit and stuborrn, picky, and very resistant to change.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Jun 11, 2008 3:16:20 GMT -5
Give it a week of solid use. I'll admit: Thanks to UAC and Start search I have became very LAZY when troubleshooting my computer.
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Post by canotila on Jun 11, 2008 8:24:28 GMT -5
Well, ya know, you keep singing the praises of that start search... I freakin' HATE it! I think it's annoying as fuck! I like my plain ol' clickies or Run box.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Jun 12, 2008 3:07:03 GMT -5
Fuck that. It takes too long! Start search also works on your ENTIRE C: drive if you use it. It functions much like google.com does because...Well...Google made it.
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Post by HighProtein on Jun 12, 2008 4:39:38 GMT -5
Well, ya know, you keep singing the praises of that start search... I freakin' HATE it! I think it's annoying as fuck! I like my plain ol' clickies or Run box.
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Post by canotila on Jun 12, 2008 8:31:53 GMT -5
Yarp! Do you know how freakin' long it took me to figure out how to get to the run dialog the first time I used Vista? I'm so set in "Win Key + R"... Vista didn't know what the hell I was talking about! I'll stand my XP... til I get up the nerve to actually do something with Linux
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Post by Zer0 on Jun 13, 2008 9:27:32 GMT -5
*blinks* that's a bit off-topic.
Like I can complain....
Go crank call my former job: 203-852-1607
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