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Post by Zer0 on Aug 10, 2006 17:38:44 GMT -5
Okay, with my mother coming Saturday, I thought it would be wise to bake stuff to prove my woman-hood. So thanks to the p0x and Swiney, I have made both dishes and now give analysis of each one:
Swiney's chocolate balls (truffles): A success! Very rich, sweet, and I'm getting tons of sex for it.
P0x's chai cheesecake: Now, I lack an electic mixer, so I did the best I could, but the chai in liquid form does not like to mix with said cheesecake. It looks horrid. That being said, I am baking it as we speak and I must say, it smells terrific. I will update you tomarrow on the taste.
POST MORE STUFFS!!!
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Aug 11, 2006 0:28:21 GMT -5
I hope for the best on that one. If not: I'll look for a more reliable source.
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Post by Rizimar on Aug 11, 2006 2:17:16 GMT -5
Here's a good one:
Take a bowl.
Add cereal.
Pour milk into the bowl.
Add a spoon.
Eat! =]
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Post by Zer0 on Aug 11, 2006 15:25:48 GMT -5
eff milk. Makes the cereal soggy. Eat it plain!
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Post by Rizimar on Aug 11, 2006 15:56:40 GMT -5
Then it's all crunchy and weird!
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Post by Zer0 on Aug 11, 2006 17:44:51 GMT -5
WEIRD IS AWESOME.
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Aug 11, 2006 19:41:59 GMT -5
Raymond Watts is awesome. Oh wait, wrong thread...
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Post by Rizimar on Aug 12, 2006 2:16:09 GMT -5
But he sure as hell ain't crunchy!
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Post by Zer0 on Aug 12, 2006 18:34:29 GMT -5
So yeah, the cheesecake bombed. Some instruction/ingredient had to have been missing. It smelled terrific tho....
A plus note, everyone is after Swiney's balls.
Take that in ANY sense you want.
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Post by Serial Killer Thriller on Aug 12, 2006 20:32:14 GMT -5
Recipe for depression...
Accuse the girl that loves you that she has been working on making you jealous for no reason for the past few weeks and that you don't know whether she loves you or not anymore...
Worked for me...
And it's gotten me back into PIG oddly enough.
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Post by swine and wine on Aug 12, 2006 22:10:10 GMT -5
A plus note, everyone is after Swiney's balls. hahahahaahahahaahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! this is all part of my world domination plan, just so you know. i'm glad you like my balls in your mouth, zero.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Aug 13, 2006 3:32:46 GMT -5
So yeah, the cheesecake bombed. Some instruction/ingredient had to have been missing. It smelled terrific tho.... A plus note, everyone is after Swiney's balls. Take that in ANY sense you want. What exactly was wrong with it? Too tart, bland, what?
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Post by Zer0 on Aug 13, 2006 15:16:44 GMT -5
The chai sunk to the bottom and refused to mix with the creamcheese. So did the cherries. The whole thing just didn't blend together.
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tap
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Post by tap on Aug 13, 2006 15:24:05 GMT -5
Well, I finally made what I've been meaning to make for almost a week now. I made one before but it just didn't turn out right (wrong cheese used). The proper version was so good that I just couldn't help but share it. The "H'apple Bagel Sandwich" is something I grew up with. I don't even know where it originated from, but damn it's good. Here's the recipe: 1 Bagel 1 Thinly Sliced Apple (fuji, red delicious, something sweet) 6 Slices of Monterey Jack Cheese Cinnimon Cut the bagel in half. Put 1-2 layers of the apple on both halves (depending on how thin you sliced. Two layers of thin-sliced has the best consistency). Layer the cheese on top to coat the apple evenly. Sprinkle cinnimon on top. Toast until cheese is melted. Here's what it looks like (i took this photo this morning):
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Post by Serial Killer Thriller on Aug 13, 2006 16:51:52 GMT -5
WOW... Did that really require a photo of that fertileness? I'm gonna go make lunch now... I'll take a photo of whatever it is I will be eating... My burger of blazing heat... Ground Sirloin beef patties lots of cayanne pepper, black pepper, garlic, and a little seasoning salt. And the sauce on it is Srirachi Chili paste
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Post by swine and wine on Aug 13, 2006 21:45:08 GMT -5
you fuckers are making me hungry..
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Post by Zer0 on Aug 14, 2006 7:25:30 GMT -5
SKT's is artery-clogging goodness.
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Aug 14, 2006 12:23:03 GMT -5
That bagel thing looked too yummy. But I don't have a toaster oven, so I don't think I could make it.
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tap
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Post by tap on Aug 14, 2006 18:19:15 GMT -5
The toaster oven that made it cost less than $15 at wally world. Of course, normal ovens work too.
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Aug 14, 2006 21:53:06 GMT -5
Uh... I'm not allowed to use the stove. Mommy says it's hot.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Aug 14, 2006 22:37:00 GMT -5
Funny. That's why my mommy told me to play with it.
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Aug 15, 2006 15:22:06 GMT -5
Yeah, but unlike yours, my mommy actually likes me!
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tap
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photographer/musician
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Post by tap on Aug 15, 2006 15:24:18 GMT -5
oooh, burn.....
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Aug 15, 2006 19:03:57 GMT -5
Yeah, but unlike yours, my mommy actually likes me! No, she doesn't mean it when she tells me to get kidnapped!
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Aug 16, 2006 12:45:56 GMT -5
It's time to face the truth, p0x. She DOES actually mean it.
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Post by Zer0 on Aug 16, 2006 15:01:47 GMT -5
the p0x got dispwned.
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Aug 16, 2006 16:47:21 GMT -5
Don't worry, p0xxy! We'll take care of you
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Aug 16, 2006 16:47:38 GMT -5
Don't worry, p0xxy! We'll take care of you Well, I will, at least.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Aug 16, 2006 23:23:29 GMT -5
It's time to face the truth, p0x. She DOES actually mean it. Hahahaha
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Aug 17, 2006 12:32:22 GMT -5
Yes. Laughter is your way of coping with extreme sadness. I get it.
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