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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 21, 2008 20:35:38 GMT -5
Think about it. They must become cetaceans - their new guts would give them impressive bouyancy. And they won't change their basic mammalian nature. Also, they become huge. That is, for the most part, out of the idea. I spend a shitload of cash on my hair. Paul Mitchell shampoo, conditioner, and leave in. This post is hilarious when considered in tandem with your avatar. Ho ho, ho. I just do not believe that since I have long hair I have to look like a: 1) Hobo. 2) 80's glam rocker or 3) Hippie. It's the one thing I do for appearances.
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 21, 2008 22:09:32 GMT -5
You forgot Blonde Jesus.
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Post by TheLance on Mar 22, 2008 6:39:37 GMT -5
I had long hair once. My hair budget was still precisely zero dollars. The point was spending more than no dollars on your hairstyle is effeminate, not that looking having a zero dollar haircut is in... oh shit I'm pissed, I can't explain the next bit properly, but you hopefully will get what I'm trying to say.
PS. SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATAN!!
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 22, 2008 8:41:52 GMT -5
Looking like Satan isn't so bad. Satan brings fear. Fear brings respect. It's always better for people to be afraid of you, than any other impression... especially stupidity.
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Post by TheLance on Mar 22, 2008 9:31:12 GMT -5
I note I've been smitten again. Here's to -666 karma in the near future.
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Post by 5m4llP0X on Mar 22, 2008 16:24:18 GMT -5
Jesus was black! That white-boy crap those arian motherfuckers keep spreading is bullshit! Jesus was black, Ronald Regan is the devil and the government has been lieing to you about 9/11.
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Post by Zer0 on Mar 22, 2008 20:40:29 GMT -5
Oh I totally agree. His total facial structure would've been totally different, and he would've had short curly hair. It's the crazy Vatican that keeps you in the dark.... so they can make more money. Because church is the best money-making business in the world.
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Apr 6, 2008 8:28:22 GMT -5
Myself, baby! Oh yeah! And the best part is... I can. SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Zer0 on Apr 6, 2008 9:52:53 GMT -5
Myself, baby! Oh yeah! And the best part is... I can. SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd hit that too ;-P
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Post by Ultra Juke Joint Jezebel on Apr 9, 2008 17:00:48 GMT -5
SCORE! Hot lady meat for me!
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